Caught

I was sitting in my study at my computor, I did not hear my wife as
she tip toed in. Then from behind me her voice rang out, OH NO! Jake
not again. I was caught in the act. "But she is so beautiful" I said.
Just look at her shape, those curves. Again from behind "if its not
one thing its another, morcycles, cars, and now boats" she said, and
walked out. What can I say, there is an expression about the effect a
beautiful lady has on a mans ego . Jake